Wookiees – The Biggest Pimpin’ Bro’s in the Universe!

Everyday should start with Wookiee love.

Michael Bradley - Time Traveler

There are things about Wookiees that you just didn’t hear about in the Star Wars movies or books.  First, Wookiee women do NOT look like Wookiee men.  Wookiees keep their women at home, hidden in their tree homes for good reason, as you will see below.  Second, Wookiee men are big pimpin’ stars of the Universe.  Chewbacca was not Han Solo’s sidekick, Han Solo needed Chewbacca as his wing man, and not just in his ship, but in bars.

Here is what you MIGHT already know:

Wookiees hail from the forest planet Kashyyyk. They typically make homes in large trees. Adult Wookiees are very tall and covered in long brown hair. They can understand other languages, but they can only speak their own languages. Wookies are normally only aggressive when confronted with danger or opposition. Their preferred weapon is a bowcaster. Wookiees tend to end up as companions due to the…

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