GWAR Guarantees Orgasm for All Who Attend GWAR BQ

EVENTS, RULES, COSTUME CONTEST, SPEW Olympics, and FAQ

That’s right, your lords and masters GWAR announced today that all humans who show up at this year’s GWAR-B-Q are guaranteed an orgasm. Of course, for most of you this will amount to a pathetic dribble in your already stained underpants as you die at the hands of GWAR, but all sales are final!

This year’s GWAR B-Q is a three day celebration of all things GWAR marking the band’s 30th year with a weekend long Birthday Bash on August 14th, 15th and 16th. As in years past, GWAR-B-Q is more than a rock concert, think of it as a field day of hatred and death, with a full program of special events and attractions designed to lure humans to their deaths.

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This year will see the return of the “Spew-O-Lympics”, a semi-aquatic-flail-fest of despair! Wanna-be contestants are required to submit a short essay on why they feel they should be considered to participate in this hallowed event. Longer than 200 words ensures immediate disqualification (and dismemberment). The band themselves will read these essays while taking a dump, and judge the top selections. Find out how to enter at https://www.facebook.com/SpewOlympics. The winner goes home with a Blakhart BKT6FR guitar!

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Also returning this year is the GWAR-B-Q, Rolling Wheels of DeathSkate Park. In an effort to bump up the number of life altering casualties, GWAR has added a second half pipe that is 6′ tall and 12′ wide with a 7′ transition.  Remember you must be 18 to enter the park and will have to sign a waiver to be able to participate.

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The insane freaks from the FBM Bike Co. will also be back again with multiple bike ramps to propel hapless Bohabs high into the air, just to come crashing down into the inky depths of Hadad’s Lake.

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Prepare to visit the “Crypt of Chaos”, the GWAR-themed horror experience! Combining Slave Pit’s demented artistry and the pedigree of Tim Bunch’s House of Horrors. This will be one of the sickest, most terrifying experiences of your brief and miserable life. Once inside, you will beg for release, and if you are lucky enough to survive, you will emerge a bloody, broken shell of your former self. Enter at your own risk!

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Also, for the first time in its sordid history, the 6th annual GWAR B-Q will host a GWARRIOR Costume Contest! We all know GWAR doesn’t wear costumes, but they encourage you to show up to the event wearing the most outrageous and deranged costume you can come up with for the chance to win a variety of excellent prizes including a BKT6FR GUITAR from BLAKHART, tons of SWAG from MONSTER and a GWAR B-Q skate deck. The winner will also be presented live on stage in front of the festival crowd. The contest takes place on the Scumdog Stage and will be judged by Tony Foresta of local thrash metal masters, Municipal Waste. More info will be announced soon in the events section at www.gwarbq.com.

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Ultimate Bohab Guide

The Ultimate Bohab Guide has everything you need to know about celebrating GWAR’s 30th Birthday Bash weekend. From where to shit, where to eat and where to stay, The Ultimate Bohab Guide has it all.  If you have a question about the weekend’s festivities, even if it’s a stupid one (which it probably is), this guide will have the answers.  What kind of food is there? Check The Ultimate Bohab Guide!  What kind of beer is there?  Check The Ultimate Bohab Guide!  Will I get laid at the GWAR B-Q!  Check The Ultimate Bohab Guide (although the answer is probably No.)  Will I have the best drunken weekend ever celebrating the 30th Birthday of the Eternal Masters GWAR?  Fuck yes you will!  But check The Ultimate Bohab Guide just to make sure!  View The Ultimate Bohab Guide HERE. See you at the Q!

ALL TICKET INFORMATION HERE! http://gwarbq.com/buy-tickets

*GWAR does not guarantee the orgasm will be yours, or that you will survive it, but there will be an orgasm*

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TOP VOCALISTS

  1. Ronnie James Dio
  2. Freddie Mercury (Queen)
  3. Robert Plant (Led Zeppelin)
  4. Maria Brink (In This Moment)
  5. James Hetfield (Metallica)
  6. Phil Anselmo (Pantera, Down)
  7. Joe Duplantier (Gojira)
  8. Peter Steele (Type O Negative)
  9. King Diamond (Mercyful Fate)
  10. Karyn Crisis (Ephel Duath)
  11. Axl Rose (Guns N’ Roses)
  12. Corey Taylor (Slipknot, Stone Sour)
  13. Burton C Bell (Fear Factory)
  14. TIE – Dave Vincent (Morbid Angel) & Rob Halford (Judas Priest)
  1. Elize Ryd (Amaranthe)
  2. Max Cavalera (Sepultura, Soulfly)
  3. Matt Barlow (Ashes Of Ares, Iced Earth)
  4. Geoff Tate (Queensryche)
  5. TIE – Chris Barnes (Six Feet Under, Cannibal Corpse) & Klaus Meine (Scorpions)
  1. Doro Pesch (Warlock)
  2. Nell Sigland (Theatre Of Tragedy)

TOP GUITARISTS

  1. Darrell “Dimebag” Abbott (Pantera, DamagePlan)
  2. Jimmy Page (Led Zeppelin)
  3. Slash (Guns N’ Roses)
  4. Carlos Santana
  5. Steve Vai
  6. Dave Mustaine (Megadeth)
  7. Tony Iommi (Black Sabbbath)
  8. Chuck Schuldiner (Death)
  9. TIE – Richie Blackmore (Deep Purple) & Zakk Wylde (Black Label Society, Ozzy Osbourne)
  1. TIE – Brendan Small (Dethklok) & Randy Rhoads (Ozzy Osbourne)
  1. Jeff Hanneman (Slayer)
  2. Michael Rock
  3. Steve Smythe (One Machine)
  4. Yngwie Malmsteen
  5. Glenn Tipton (Judas Priest)

TOP BASSISTS

  1. Les Claypool (Primus)
  2. Cliff Burton (Metallica)
  3. Geddy Lee (Rush)
  4. Justin Chancellor (Tool)
  5. Lemmy Kilmister (Motorhead)
  6. Geezer Butler (Black Sabbath)
  7. Steve Harris (Iron Maiden)
  8. Victor Wooten (Bela Fleck & the Flecktones)
  9. Jason Newsted (Metallica, Voivod)
  10. Erik Torp
  11. Paul Gray (Slipknot)
  12. Tom Araya (Slayer)

TOP DRUMMISTS

  1. John Bonham (Led Zeppelin)
  2. Rik Johnson
  3. Lars Ulrich (Metallica)
  4. Alex Van Halen
  5. Mike Portnoy (Dream Theater)
  6. Neil Peart (Rush)
  7. Gene Hoglan (Strapping Young Lad, Dethklok, Dark Angel)
  8. Dave Lombardo (Slayer, Grip Inc)
  9. Joey Jordison (Scar The Martyr, Slipknot)
  10. John Densmore (The Doors)
  11. Jimmy Sullivan (Avenged Sevenfold)
  12. Sean Kinney (Alice In Chains)
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  15. Vinnie Paul Abbott (Pantera, DamagePlan, Hellyeah)
  16. Igor Cavalera (Sepultura, Cavalera Conspiracy)
  17. Raymond Herrera (Fear Factory)
  18. Tony Williams
  19. Janet Weiss (Sleater-Kinney)
  20. Jesse Beahler (Rings Of Saturn, Jungle Rot)

TOP 10 OVERALL

  1. Ronnie James Dio
  2. Freddie Mercury
  3. Robert Plant
  4. Maria Brink
  5. James Hetfield
  6. Darrell “Dimebag” Abbott
  7. Phil Anselmo
  8. Joe Duplantier
  9. John Bonham
  10. Jimmy Page

2015 #MountRushmoreOfMetal

Vocals: Ronnie James Dio

Guitarist: Darrell “Dimebag” Abbott

Bassist: Les Claypool

Drummist: John Bonham

Black Metal veterans & more featured on MYRKUR album 

MYRKUR Announces New Album, M Out August 21st on Relapse Records. 

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On the heels of MYRKUR’s universally praised debut EP, comes M, the Danish black metal phenom’s highly anticipated first full-length album. Recorded in various locations of Oslo, Norway (including renowned artist Emanuel Vigeland’s Museum) with co-producer Garm – the mastermind behind black metal legends Ulver – M finds MYRKUR achieving the grandiose heights that everyone hoped she would climb to. The melodies are lush and the brutality devastating. M is a highly developed metal masterpiece that blends second-wave black metal, Nordic folk music, classical instrumentation and haunting choirs. Rounded out on record by members of Mayhem & Nidingr plus a guest appearance from Christopher Amott, formerly of Arch Enemy, MYRKUR has quickly established herself as one of the best and most intriguing acts in metal today.

M will see its worldwide release August 21st via Relapse alongside her first ever live performance, headlining the black stage at Denmark’s Roskilde Festival with Deafheaven and Tombs. Numerous other festival appearances around Europe are planned throughout the year. Physical and digtal pre-orders are now available and include a special deluxe LP package containing an exclusive bonus track of the “Skadi” demo.

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CLUTCH & SUMMERS LAUGHTER Tour Added To GWAR-B-Q Weekend!

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GWAR has just added CLUTCH as a co-headliner to this year’s GWAR B-Q! And as if that weren’t enough to melt your pathetic mind, the B4BQ launch pre-party will now feature the entire lineup of the hard hitting Summer Slaughter Tour, who will join metal heavy weights Fear Factory and the highly awaited return of Coal Chamber!

That’s right, GWAR-B-Q has grown to include three stages of brutal music! CLUTCH will join the already stellar lineup of bands set to rock the Slaughterama Stage with the heaviest grooves on the planet.

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The B4BQ started as a small gathering prior to GWAR-B-Q, but this year the event will come into its own as a full day of eardrum blasting metal madness at The National (708 E Broad St, Richmond, VA) on Friday, August 14th. The pre-party event kicks off at 2:00 PM and features Coal Chamber, Fear Factory, Arch Enemy, Born Of Osiris, Veil of Maya, The Acacia Strain, Obscura, After the Burial, Cattle Decapitation, and Beyond Creation. That’s ten bands! That’s one band for each finger to clinch together into two heavy metal fists of fury as you punch your way through the mosh pit.

Tickets to the B4BQ go on sale TODAY! June 3rd at 2:00pm EST Buy yours here: http://www.ticketmaster.com/event/01004EC398BD3071

This year, all in attendance at GWAR-B-Q, Saturday, August 15th at Hadad’s Lake, will enjoy plenty of FREE GWATER! Enough food and beer will be available to kill everyone who shows up, and when it comes time to piss it all out, enjoy our 50 port-o-lets; Sleazy P. says it smells like money!!  Parking for the event has been expanded and is conveniently located close to the park for ONLY $5 per vehicle. There is also FREE SHUTTLE SERVICE from locations around Richmond as well as from GWAR’s airport hotel partners! Book your rooms here: http://gwarbq.com/crashing-out .

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Entry to the B4BQ and all other GWAR-B-Q events are included as part of the exclusive Premium/VIP ticket. Only 200 of the most diehard, soon-to-die fans will be allowed to secure a Premium Ticket which will be mailed to you prior to the event, so you can bypass the human scum waiting in line and be the first to experience the sweet release of death! Special VIP points of contact, along with line monitors and other staff stationed throughout GWAR B-Q, will make sure YOU get the complete VIP experience!

Premium/VIPTicket benefits include:

  • An exclusive VIP Laminate (mailed in advance)

  • Entry to B4BQ pre-party show at the National

  • VIP seating at the B4BQ

  • VIP Meet n Greet with B4BQ bands

  • VIP drink specials at the B4BQ

  • All day entry to GWAR B-Q at Hadads Lake

  • Official GWAR B-Q event t-shirt

  • GWAR B-Q swag bag stuffed with FREE shit!

  • FREE beverage ticket/token for the GWAR B-Q

  • Access to VIP Pavilion at the GWAR B-Q

  • Access to VIP Restrooms at the GWAR B-Q

  • Access to Express Lanes including – Main Gate Entry, Merchandise Booth, and Beverage Ticket Kiosks at the GWAR B-Q

  • Exclusive Celebrity Signings – GBQ Bands TBA

  • Not to mention the pinnacle of any Bohab’s miserable existence; a Meat-n-Meet signing with GWAR, and a chance to win the ultimate prize; a once in a lifetime opportunity to be killed on stage by the mighty GWAR!

Get your VIP tickets here: http://gwarbq.com/buy-tickets

COAL CHAMBER

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FEAR FACTORY

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 AFTER THE BURIAL

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 ARCH ENEMY

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OBSCURA

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BEYOND CREATION

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BORN OF OSIRIS

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CATTLE DECAPITATION

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THE ACACIA STRAIN

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VEIL OF MAYA

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Crushing New DAWN OF AZAZEL Prog-Death Tracks Available

The Tides Of Damocles is the wrath-infested new full-length from long-running New Zealand-based progressive death metal unit, DAWN OF AZAZEL. A name referencing the ocean as a metaphor for the forces of life that constantly assail and erode the will of those who seek power, The Tides Of Damocles, independently released today, marks the trio’s first new offering in six years. Recorded, mixed and mastered last year at Mana Recording Studios (Cannibal Corpse, Hate Eternal, Goatwhore, et al) in Tampa, Florida by Brian Elliot and J.J. Hrubovcak, the ten track manifestation hurls forth forty-eight minutes of traumatic, scrupulously detailed death metal mastery.

 Experience The Tides Of Damocles in all its visceral glory at THIS LOCATION.

DAWN OF AZAZEL has been regularly demolishing stages through New Zealand and Australia with future live demolitions to be announced soon. Stand by for additional announcements.

5/02/2015 The King’s Arm Tavern – Auckland, NZ w/ Suffocation, Decapitated

7/04/2015 Rust In Perth 2015 – Perth, AU

8/29/2015 Living Death Fest 2015 – Melbourne, AU

Influenced by the sonic obliteration of bands like of Order Of Chaos, Immolation and Sarcofago, DAWN OF AZAZEL was spawned in 1999 and rapidly established themselves as a force with which to be reckoned with relentless live shows throughout New Zealand and Australia. The release of two demos and a 7″ received widespread acclaim within the underground fanzine and tape trading community. DAWN OF AZAZEL would later release their debut, the volatile The Law Of The Strong, though Agonia Records in 2003 followed by an extensive tour through New Zealand, their first ever shows in Europe and a headlining tour of Australia. Second full-length, Sedition, was unleashed via Ibex Moon and found the band playing over one-hundred-and-twenty shows with their infamy further bolstered by the controversial mix of the band’s violent and Satanic lyrical content and frontman Rigel Walshe’s occupation as a police officer becoming the subject of television and newspaper coverage at home and abroad. Third offering, Relentless, was released via Unique Leader Records followed by another glut of tour ventures. Shortly after its release, Walshe was offered a position of a covert nature within the police department. During this period from 2010 through 2013 the band went on hiatus and focused on creating new material, reemerging with the deliciously punishing tidings of The Tides Of Damocles.

The Tides Of Damocles is out now via the official DAWN OF AZAZEL BandCamp page at THIS LOCATION and comes available digitally and as a stunning, deluxe, six-panel digipack with 20-page booklet.

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