GWAR Guarantees Orgasm for All Who Attend GWAR BQ

EVENTS, RULES, COSTUME CONTEST, SPEW Olympics, and FAQ

That’s right, your lords and masters GWAR announced today that all humans who show up at this year’s GWAR-B-Q are guaranteed an orgasm. Of course, for most of you this will amount to a pathetic dribble in your already stained underpants as you die at the hands of GWAR, but all sales are final!

This year’s GWAR B-Q is a three day celebration of all things GWAR marking the band’s 30th year with a weekend long Birthday Bash on August 14th, 15th and 16th. As in years past, GWAR-B-Q is more than a rock concert, think of it as a field day of hatred and death, with a full program of special events and attractions designed to lure humans to their deaths.

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This year will see the return of the “Spew-O-Lympics”, a semi-aquatic-flail-fest of despair! Wanna-be contestants are required to submit a short essay on why they feel they should be considered to participate in this hallowed event. Longer than 200 words ensures immediate disqualification (and dismemberment). The band themselves will read these essays while taking a dump, and judge the top selections. Find out how to enter at https://www.facebook.com/SpewOlympics. The winner goes home with a Blakhart BKT6FR guitar!

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Also returning this year is the GWAR-B-Q, Rolling Wheels of DeathSkate Park. In an effort to bump up the number of life altering casualties, GWAR has added a second half pipe that is 6′ tall and 12′ wide with a 7′ transition.  Remember you must be 18 to enter the park and will have to sign a waiver to be able to participate.

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The insane freaks from the FBM Bike Co. will also be back again with multiple bike ramps to propel hapless Bohabs high into the air, just to come crashing down into the inky depths of Hadad’s Lake.

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Prepare to visit the “Crypt of Chaos”, the GWAR-themed horror experience! Combining Slave Pit’s demented artistry and the pedigree of Tim Bunch’s House of Horrors. This will be one of the sickest, most terrifying experiences of your brief and miserable life. Once inside, you will beg for release, and if you are lucky enough to survive, you will emerge a bloody, broken shell of your former self. Enter at your own risk!

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Also, for the first time in its sordid history, the 6th annual GWAR B-Q will host a GWARRIOR Costume Contest! We all know GWAR doesn’t wear costumes, but they encourage you to show up to the event wearing the most outrageous and deranged costume you can come up with for the chance to win a variety of excellent prizes including a BKT6FR GUITAR from BLAKHART, tons of SWAG from MONSTER and a GWAR B-Q skate deck. The winner will also be presented live on stage in front of the festival crowd. The contest takes place on the Scumdog Stage and will be judged by Tony Foresta of local thrash metal masters, Municipal Waste. More info will be announced soon in the events section at www.gwarbq.com.

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Ultimate Bohab Guide

The Ultimate Bohab Guide has everything you need to know about celebrating GWAR’s 30th Birthday Bash weekend. From where to shit, where to eat and where to stay, The Ultimate Bohab Guide has it all.  If you have a question about the weekend’s festivities, even if it’s a stupid one (which it probably is), this guide will have the answers.  What kind of food is there? Check The Ultimate Bohab Guide!  What kind of beer is there?  Check The Ultimate Bohab Guide!  Will I get laid at the GWAR B-Q!  Check The Ultimate Bohab Guide (although the answer is probably No.)  Will I have the best drunken weekend ever celebrating the 30th Birthday of the Eternal Masters GWAR?  Fuck yes you will!  But check The Ultimate Bohab Guide just to make sure!  View The Ultimate Bohab Guide HERE. See you at the Q!

ALL TICKET INFORMATION HERE! http://gwarbq.com/buy-tickets

*GWAR does not guarantee the orgasm will be yours, or that you will survive it, but there will be an orgasm*

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DEW TOUR Returns to Ocean City for Fourth Consecutive Year

Alli Sports, a division of the NBC Sports Group, today announced the dates and locations for the 2014 Dew Tour Beach Championships.  Celebrating its ten-year anniversary, the Dew Tour will kick off in Ocean City, Md. for the fourth consecutive year, June 25-29, featuring skateboard and BMX events over the five-day event. The NBC Sports Group will feature more than eight hours of coverage of the Dew Tour Beach Championships, including four hours LIVE on NBC.

“The continued support of the city for the past three years sets us up for an exciting return to Ocean City during our 10th Anniversary season,” said Eric Grilly, President, Alli Sports.

“Working with the Mayor’s office, city council and all of the city departmentswe have seen record attendance year after year, and enjoy creating an event that is influenced both by the physical environment of the beach and the action sports culture in the area.”

The Dew Tour kicks off June 25-29, drawing inspiration from the East Coast beach destination, featuring five days of thrilling competitions, lifestyle events and the interactive Dew Tour Experience with athlete meet and greets, prizes and games. The remainder of the 2014 Dew Tour schedule will be released in the coming weeks. IMG_6374

“We are thrilled to once again play host to the Dew Tour and welcome the amazing athletes to our beach,” said Rick Meehan, Mayor of Ocean City.

“Each year this event gets better and better and we are looking forward to a fantastic 2014 Dew Tour in Ocean City.”

The complete 2014 Dew Tour Beach Championships schedule is as follows, incorporating specific sports and disciplines:

  • Dew Tour Beach Championships: Ocean City, Md. June 25-29

o   BMX Park

o   BMX Street Session

o   BMX Vert

o   Skateboard Bowl

o   Skateboard Legends Bowl

o   Skateboard Street Session

o   Skateboard Vert

o   Am Skateboard Shop Battle

o   Am Surf Shop Showdown

For additional Dew Tour event information, visit  www.DewTour.com and the Dew Tour Facebook page.

DEW TOUR ON NBC SPORTS LIVE EXTRA: NBC Sports Live Extra— NBC Sports Group’s live streaming product for desktops, mobile devices, and tablets — will provide live comprehensive streaming coverage of the Dew Tour via “TV Everywhere,” the media industry’s effort to make quality content available to authenticated customers both in and out of the home and on multiple platforms.

For desktops, NBC Sports Live Extra can be accessed at NBCSports.com/liveextra. The NBC Sports Live Extra app for mobile devices and tablets is available at the App Store for iPhone, iPad and iPod touch, and on select Android handset and tablet devices within Google Play.

Coverage will live stream to PCs, mobile devices and tablets through NBC Sports Live Extra, and to the digital platforms of participating cable, satellite, and telco services, via “TV Everywhere,” which is available on an authenticated basis to subscribers of participating MVPDs.