GWAR Guarantees Orgasm for All Who Attend GWAR BQ

EVENTS, RULES, COSTUME CONTEST, SPEW Olympics, and FAQ

That’s right, your lords and masters GWAR announced today that all humans who show up at this year’s GWAR-B-Q are guaranteed an orgasm. Of course, for most of you this will amount to a pathetic dribble in your already stained underpants as you die at the hands of GWAR, but all sales are final!

This year’s GWAR B-Q is a three day celebration of all things GWAR marking the band’s 30th year with a weekend long Birthday Bash on August 14th, 15th and 16th. As in years past, GWAR-B-Q is more than a rock concert, think of it as a field day of hatred and death, with a full program of special events and attractions designed to lure humans to their deaths.

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This year will see the return of the “Spew-O-Lympics”, a semi-aquatic-flail-fest of despair! Wanna-be contestants are required to submit a short essay on why they feel they should be considered to participate in this hallowed event. Longer than 200 words ensures immediate disqualification (and dismemberment). The band themselves will read these essays while taking a dump, and judge the top selections. Find out how to enter at https://www.facebook.com/SpewOlympics. The winner goes home with a Blakhart BKT6FR guitar!

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Also returning this year is the GWAR-B-Q, Rolling Wheels of DeathSkate Park. In an effort to bump up the number of life altering casualties, GWAR has added a second half pipe that is 6′ tall and 12′ wide with a 7′ transition.  Remember you must be 18 to enter the park and will have to sign a waiver to be able to participate.

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The insane freaks from the FBM Bike Co. will also be back again with multiple bike ramps to propel hapless Bohabs high into the air, just to come crashing down into the inky depths of Hadad’s Lake.

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Prepare to visit the “Crypt of Chaos”, the GWAR-themed horror experience! Combining Slave Pit’s demented artistry and the pedigree of Tim Bunch’s House of Horrors. This will be one of the sickest, most terrifying experiences of your brief and miserable life. Once inside, you will beg for release, and if you are lucky enough to survive, you will emerge a bloody, broken shell of your former self. Enter at your own risk!

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Also, for the first time in its sordid history, the 6th annual GWAR B-Q will host a GWARRIOR Costume Contest! We all know GWAR doesn’t wear costumes, but they encourage you to show up to the event wearing the most outrageous and deranged costume you can come up with for the chance to win a variety of excellent prizes including a BKT6FR GUITAR from BLAKHART, tons of SWAG from MONSTER and a GWAR B-Q skate deck. The winner will also be presented live on stage in front of the festival crowd. The contest takes place on the Scumdog Stage and will be judged by Tony Foresta of local thrash metal masters, Municipal Waste. More info will be announced soon in the events section at www.gwarbq.com.

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Ultimate Bohab Guide

The Ultimate Bohab Guide has everything you need to know about celebrating GWAR’s 30th Birthday Bash weekend. From where to shit, where to eat and where to stay, The Ultimate Bohab Guide has it all.  If you have a question about the weekend’s festivities, even if it’s a stupid one (which it probably is), this guide will have the answers.  What kind of food is there? Check The Ultimate Bohab Guide!  What kind of beer is there?  Check The Ultimate Bohab Guide!  Will I get laid at the GWAR B-Q!  Check The Ultimate Bohab Guide (although the answer is probably No.)  Will I have the best drunken weekend ever celebrating the 30th Birthday of the Eternal Masters GWAR?  Fuck yes you will!  But check The Ultimate Bohab Guide just to make sure!  View The Ultimate Bohab Guide HERE. See you at the Q!

ALL TICKET INFORMATION HERE! http://gwarbq.com/buy-tickets

*GWAR does not guarantee the orgasm will be yours, or that you will survive it, but there will be an orgasm*

More Info Visit:

http://www.gwar.net

http://www.gwarbq.com

https://www.facebook.com/gwarbq 
http://www.youtube.com/gwar

http://www.gwarbar.com

https://twitter.com/GWARofficial

http://www.metalblade.tv/tv

http://www.facebook.com/gwar

X-COPS Sheriff Tubb Tucker, Live on The Welding Room!

The Welding Room welcomes X-Cops‘ sheriff Tubb Tucker to the program on Tuesday, May 14th at 5:00pm ET. Plus, a special guest interview segment with bassist, Casey Orr!

X-Cops will be reuniting for their first live performance since 1996 at the annual GWAR-B-Q on Saturday, August 17th in Richmond, Virginia.

X-Cops: Sheriff Tubb Tucker (pictured in brown w/ arms crossed)

 

PROSTHETIC RECORDS Updates

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UPDATES:

  • NEGATOR: Blackened death quintet’s new album Gates To The Pantheon streaming now at Terrorizer, out digitally next week… Read More
  • PROSTHETIC reissue LAMB OF GOD Vinyl for RECORD STORE DAY on 4/20; all proceeds go to Randy Blythe ‘Justice Now’ fund… Read More
  • SHINING launch remix competition for first single/video I Won’t Forget… Read More
  • NIACIN Krush the Billboard jazz charts; First ever jazz-charting release for Prosthetic Records….Read More
  • EYECONOCLAST streaming Drones of the Awakening album now… Read More

TOUR DATES:

AMBASSADOR GUN
4/26 Minneapolis, MN – Medusa
5/17 Appleton, WI – TBA
5/24 Baltimore, MD – Maryland Death Fest @ Former Sonar Compound
5/28 Columbus, OH – The Tree Bar

BILLY SHEEHAN (NIACIN)
5/13 Guitar Center West Los Angeles @ 6pm (10831 W Pico Blvd)
5/14 Guitar Center San Jose @ 6pm (3677 Stevens Creek Blvd, Santa Clara)
5/16 Guitar Center Reno @ 6pm (6663 S Virginia St)
5/17 Guitar Center Phoenix @ 6pm (8949 East Indian Blvd, Scottsdale)
5/19 Guitar Center Albuquerque @ 2pm (6001 Menaul Blvd NE)
5/20 Guitar Center Denver @ 6pm (9647 E County Line Rd, Englewood)
5/22 Guitar Center New York City @ 6pm (25 W 14th St, Manhattan)
5/23 Guitar Center Danbury @ 6pm (15 Backus Ave)

BLACK SEPTEMBER
5/18 Chicago, IL @ Rancho Huevos

CASTLE
4/24 Helsinki, FL – Club PRKL
4/27 Terneuzen, NL – Doom Fest
4/28 London, UK – Desertfest
5/30 San Francisco, CA – Hemlock
5/31 South Lake Tahoe, CA – Whiskey Dicks
6/1 Las Vegas,NV – Cheyenne Saloon (Doom in June Festival)
6/2 Scottsdale, AZ – Pub Rock
6/3 Fullerton, CA – Slidebar (w/ Gypsyhawk)
7/1 Lubbock, TX – Jake’s Sports Cafe *
7/2 Santa Fe, NM – Warehouse 21*
7/3 Denver, CO – Marquis Theater*
7/5 San Francisco, CA – Slim’s*
7/6 Los Angeles, CA – The Roxy*
7/7 San Diego, CA – Soda Bar (w/ Scale The Summit)
# with The Atlas Moth & Intronaut
* with Intronaut & Scale The Summit

DEW-SCENTED
5/5-5/12 Hamburg, DE – Full Metal Cruise 2013
6/07 Hauptmannsgrunn, DE – Chronical Moshers Open Air
7/25 Munich, DE – Backstage Halle – Free & Easy Festival
7/26 Magdeburg, DE – Rock Unter Den Eichen Open Air
7/27 Obersinn, DE – Eisenwahn Festival
8/1 – 8/3 Wacken, DE – Wacken Open Air 2013

DRAGGED INTO SUNLIGHT
5/24 Dublin, UK – The Pint
5/25 London, UK – Birthdays #
5/26 Manchester, UK – Alter Ego #
5/27 Glasgow, UK – Audio #
5/28 Leeds, UK – The Library #
# with BOSSK

EVERYTHING WENT BLACK
4/28 Maplewood, MO – Encapsulated Studios

EYECONOCLAST
5/18 Bologna, IT – Caos Rock Club
5/31 Rome, IT – Traffic Live Club
# with Cryptopsy, Cattle Decapitation & Decrepit Birth

HEAVEN’S CRY
5/07 Quebec, QC – Le Cercle #
5/08 Montreal, QC -Foufounes Electriques #
9/7/13 Atlanta, GA – Center Stage – ProgPower USA
# with Pain of Salvation

HOLY GRAIL
4/22 Poughkeepsie, NY – The Loft *
4/23 Rochester, NY – Montage Music Hall *
4/24 Mishawaka, IN – Wander Inn
4/25 Ashwaubenon, WI – Green Bay Distillery *
4/26 Fargo, ND – House of Rock *
4/27 Billings, MT – The Railyard *
5/15 Los Angeles, CA – The Viper Room
^ with Anthrax, Exodus, Municipal Waste & Shadows Fall
* with Exodus

HOUR OF PENANCE
4/27 Jakarta, ID – Hammersonic Festival
7/04 Lustenau, AT- Culture Factory
7/05 Trutnov, CR – Obscene Extreme festival
7/06 Vienna, AT – Escape Metalfest

I EXIST
6/28 Southampton, UK – Unit *
6/29 Leeds, UK – Ghostfest *
6/30 Plymouth, UK – White Rabbit*
7/1 Birmingham, UK – The Rainbow*
7/2 Bristol,UK – The Croft *
7/3 London, UK – 229 *
7/4 Eindhoven, NL – Dynamo *
7/5 Ludenscheid, DE – Eigenart*
7/6 Salzburg, AT – United People Festival *
7/7 Karlsruhe, DE – Die Stadtmitte *
7/8 Paris, FR – TBA *
7/9 Marseille, FR – Le Molotov *
7/10 Bordeaux, FR – The Bootleg*
7/11 Nantes, FR – Le Floride *
7/12 Antwerp, BE – Antwerp Metal Festival
7/13 Aschaffenburg, DE – Katakombe *
7/14 Berlin, DE – Cassiopeia *
7/15 Hamburg, DE – Hafenklang *
7/16 Orebro, SE – Kulturhuset *
7/17 Stockholm, SE – IOGT-huset *
7/18 Copenhagen, DK – KB 18 *
7/19 Lichtenstein, DE – JZ Riot *
7/20 Warsaw, PL – Radio Luxembourg *
7/21 Kosice, SL – Colloseum Club *
7/22 Budapest, HU – Durer Kert *
7/23 Wien, AT – Arena *
7/24 TBA
7/25 Munchen, DE – Free and Easy Festival
7/26 Rokycany, CR – Fluff Fest
7/27 As, BE – Vlamrock *
# w/ Black Breath
* w/ Harms Way & Twitching Tongues

LANDMINE MARATHON
7/3-7/7 Trutnov, CR – Obscene Extreme Festival

LAST CHANCE TO REASON
6/2 Keene, NH – The Railroad Club

MERCENARY
5/30-6/1 Geiselwind, Germany – Beastival

MUTILATION RITES
6/08 Cincinnati, OH – Bogarts (w/ Cannibal Corpse, etc.)
* with Black Breath & White Widows

NEGATOR
4/26 Zurich, CH – Alte Kaserne
5/4 Gera, DE – Klub Sachsischer Bahnhof
5/25 Hunxe, DE – Extremefest
9/6 Nauen, DE – XI Rock for Roots

NERO DI MARTE
4/24 Prato, IT – Controsenso
5/10 Fusignano, IT – Brainstorm Sound Empire

PRIMITIVE WEAPONS
4/27 Brooklyn, NY – Music Hall of Williamsburg *
* With Dillinger Escape Plan, The Faceless & Royal Thunder

RAMMING SPEED
4/26 Boston, MA – Democracy Center
4/27 Providence, RI – Funky Jungle
4/28 Bucksport, ME – The Kave ^
4/29 Brookyln, NY – Saint Vitus ^
4/30 Burlington, VT – Club Metronome ^
5/01 Middletown, NY – Sound Asylum ^
5/02 Rochester, NY – Bug Jar ^
5/03 Toronto, ON – Opera House ^
5/04 Cleveland, OH – Now That’s Class *
5/05 Buffalo, NY – TBA
5/06 Syracuse, NY – Badlands II
6/12 Charlotte, NC – Tremont Music Hall %
6/13 Richmond, VA – Kingdom %
6/14 Baltimore, MD – Wind-up %
6/15 West Chester, PA – The Note %
6/16 Boston, MA – Great Scott %
6/17 New York, NY – The Studio at Webster Hall %
6/18 Brooklyn, NY – Saint Vitus %
6/19 Rochester, NY – Bug Jar %
6/20 Columbus, OH – Ace of Cups %
6/21 Detroit, MI – The Shelter %
6/22 Chicago, IL – Reggies %
6/24 Minneapolis, MN – 7th St Entry %
6/25 Kansas City, MO – Riot Room %
6/26 Tulsa, OK – Downtown Lounge %
6/27 Dallas, TX – Three Links %
6/28 Houston, TX – Fitzgerald’s %
6/29 Austin, TX – Red 7 %
6/30 New Orleans, LA – Siberia %
7/1 Pensacola, FL – Vinyl Music Hall %
7/2 Gainesville, FL – High Dive %
7/3 Tampa, FL – The Orpheum %
7/4 Orlando, FL – Will’s Pub %
7/5 Atlanta, GA – The Earl %
7/6 Raleigh, NC – King’s Barcade %
# with Goatwhore & 3 Inches of Blood
^ with Goatwhore & 3 Inches of Blood & Revocation
* with 3 Inches Of Blood
% with Valient Thorr & Gypsyhawk

SCALE THE SUMMIT
5/31 Colorado Springs, CO – Black Sheep
6/04 Portland, OR – Hawthorne Theater #
6/05 Seattle, WA – Highline*
6/06 Vancouver, BC – Rickshaw Theater*
6/07 Calgary, AB – Calgary Metalfest*
6/08 Edmonton, AB – Pawn Shop*
6/10 Winnipeg, MB – Osborne Village Inn*
6/11 St. Paul, MN – Station 4
6/12 Chicago, IL – Double Door*
6/13 Cleveland, OH – Now That’s Class*
6/14 Rochester, NY – Bug Jar*
6/15 Brooklyn, NY – Saint Vitus*
6/16 Syracuse, NY – Lost Horizon*
6/17 Montreal, QC – Il Motore*
6/18 Toronto, ON – Wreck Room*
6/19 West Chester, PA – The Note*
6/20 Boston, MA – Great Scott*
6/21 Baltimore, MD – Metro*
6/22 Charlotte, NC – Tremont Music Hall*
6/23 Nashville, TN – The End
6/24 Atlanta, GA – Drunken Unicorn*
6/25 Orlando, FL – The Social*
6/26 Tampa, FL – The Orpheum*
6/28 Houston, TX – Fitzgerald’s*
6/29 Austin, TX – Red 7*
6/30 Dallas, TX – Club Dada*
7/01 Lubbock, TX – Jake’s Sports Cafe**
7/02 Santa Fe, NM – Warehouse 21**
7/03 Denver, CO – Marquis Theater**
7/05 San Francisco, CA – Slim’s**
7/06 Los Angeles, CA – The Roxy**
7/07 San Diego, CA – Soda Bar (w Castle)
# with Intronaut
* with Intronaut & Mouth of the Architect
** with Intronaut & Castle

SEPTICFLESH
5/6 Cortemaggiore, IT – The Fillmore
5/7 Montepelier, FR – Secret Place
5/8 Madrid, SP – Caracol
5/9 Barcelona, SP – Salamandra 1
5/10 Geneva, CH – L’usine
5/11 Luynes, FR – Korigan
5/12 Colmar, FR – Grillen
5/13 Lyon, FR – CCO
5/14 Paris, FR – Glazmart
5/15 Rennes, FR – TBA
5/16 Vosselar, BE – Biebob
5/17 Cottbus, DE – Glad House
5/18 Warsaw, PL – Progresja
5/19 Wroclaw, PL – Firlej
5/20 Prague, CZ – Nova Chmelnice
5/21 Budapest, HU – TBA
5/22 Vienna, AT – Viper Room
5/23 Munich, DE – Backstage
5/24 Hunxe, DE – Extremefest
5/25 Winterthur, CH – Gaswerk
7/9 Athens, GR – Rockwave Festival
1/23/2014 – Miami, FL – 70000 Tons of Metal Cruise

SHINING
4/25 Tromsø, NO – Driv
4/26 Oslo, NO – Rockefeller Music Hall
4/27 Trondheim, NO – Byscenen
5/3 Wroclaw, PL – Assymetry Festival
5/15 Wroclaw, PL – Assymetry Festival
6/29 Steinkjer, NO – Steinkjerfestivalen
7/26 Oulu, FL – Qstock
7/27 Gamle Fredrikstad, NO – Manefestivalen
8/10 Oslo, NO – Oyafestivalen

SKELETONWITCH
5/26 Albany, NY – Bogies #
5/27 Burlington, VT – Nectars #
5/28 Quebec City, QC – Agitee #
5/29 Trois-Rivieres, QC – Rock Cafe #
5/30 Montreal, QC – Il Motore #
5/31 Ottawa, ON – Mavericks
6/1 London, ON – Rum Runners
6/2 Toronto, ON – Wreckroom #
6/6 Winnipeg, MB – The Zoo #
6/7 Saskatoon, SK – Amigos #
6/8 Calgary, AB – Calgary Metal Fest @ Dickens Pub
6/9 Edmonton, AB – Pawn Shop #
6/10 Vancouver, BC – Biltmore Cabaret #
6/11 Victoria, BC – V Lounge #
6/12 Bellingham, WA – Shakedown #
# with Anciients

WITHERED
5/06 Newport, KY – Thompson House #
5/07 Louisville, KY – Diamond Pub #
5/08 Nashville, TN – Exit-In #
5/09 Atlanta, GA – The Earl #
5/10 Tampa, FL – The Orpheum ^
5/11 Miami, FL – Churchills Pub^
5/12 Jacksonville, FL – Roc Bar ^
5/13 Gainesville, FL – The Atlantic #
5/14 Penscola, FL – Vinyl Music Hall #
5/15 New Orleans, LA – Hangar 13 #
# w/ Goatwhore, 3 Inches of Blood
^ w/ Goatwhore & 3 Inches of Blood & Abiotic

ZODIAC
4/22 Paris, FR – La Scene Bastille #
4/25 Madrid, ES – Caracol #
4/26 Barcelona, ES – Music Hall#
4/27 Bilbao, ES – Sonora #
4/28 Toulouse, FR – Les Saint Des Seines #
6/15 Sliedrecht, NL – Elektra’s Tuinfest
# with Spiritual Beggars